C Am Dm G
C Am Dm
C Am Dm G
C Am Dm G


[Verse 1]
C         Am
  My baby said to me
Dm                 G
   Love is so bourgeois
C           Am
  Always so cynical
Dm                     G
   He gets it from his ma


[Pre Chorus]
     Dm               G
Well he can't look a compliment
Dm                     G
Straight in the eye, I never meant to


[Chorus]
E
Sound insincere
Am
Oh Vladmir
Dm              G                    C
I can't quite believe we're standing here


[Verse 2]
           Am
He wears a fisherman's cap
Dm                   G
   'cause he's going bald
C              Am
  He shaves it every month
Dm                  G
   I ask if it gets cold


[Pre Chorus]
Dm                 G
He said sometimes, I said fine
Dm            G
I said, I'd rather go blind
   E                   Am
I don't have the will, I would look ill
    Dm                   G
And my head shaved could still surprise me


[Bridge]
F        C
If I was younger
              F
If I was still young
Fm  F     C
I'd maybe believe
    Fm           F
The pendulum had swung
             E
But I am confounded
                    F
With all we haven't done
                Fm
A virgin at the throne


[Outro]
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm                       G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm                       G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm                       G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm                       G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm                       G
No he's not the one, but I still love him