The neighbors act like animals
Like chimpanzees in fancy clothes
They carry-on and holler through the night
oh what a sight

The guest list runs from a-z
the beasts in their menagerie
are bound to come a crawlin after dark
zoological park

I wish they'd stop
So I could get to sleep
ay ya ya
Mine is such an ordinary life

The neighbors are a noisy breed
Have alligators by for tea
And herds of sheep are playing touch football
out in the halls

I think I might call the police
or shepherds to have the sheep fleeced
or maybe I'll stop over with champagne
and join the game

The sun is up
And I can't get to sleep
ay ya ya
Mine is such an ordinary life