Alright Mabel, you got this

What can I say about me?
I love rainbows and piggies
My hair, it flows in the breeze!
As I look for romance
A merman left me for home
Crushed on a guy made of gnomes
Not spending summer alone
So let's go out and dance

I am a go-getter
Headband, rainbow sweater
Send me a love letter
Make it out to Mabel, baby!

I haven't met you
But if you're stable
Then here's my number
And call me Mabel

I'm all about that
Sweet girlfriend label
So don't be shy now
And call me Mabel

I'm into vampires
Creatures of fable
If that describes you
Then call me Mabel
I would be more chill
But I'm unable!
Should we get married?
Hi Mr. Mabel!

Alright, we’re doing the whole song people, stay with me!

Check out my brother’s weird book
Give him this here grippling hook
I'm not Grunkle Stan, he's a crook
But I will steal your heart

I love the thrill of the chase
I ignore personal space
(I’ll stand too close to your face)
I hope we never part

I am not a quitter
Pocket full of glitter
Yarn balls, I'm a knitter
I'm the total package baby!

I’ve got the love bug
And it is fatal
So quit your waiting
And call me Mabel
I’ll be your cream cheese
You’ll be my bagel
Did that get weird now?
Just call me Mabel

If you are hunky
Like Clark Gable
Whoever that is
Then call me Mabel

I'm out of words that
Rhyme with Mabel
I know you’re out there
So call me Mabel

Before you call me meet my pig
His name is Waddles
Because he waddles
He loves to wa-waddle