D7    G
        It's the day of love
                                     D
And I guess I'm your date

You partook in a youtube game
                                 G
But we can call it fate

G                                    G7
Cause if this wasn't manufactured
C                      Cm
If it weren't pretend
G                          F#
Here's a list of reasons why
             D7
You wouldn't date me again

G
My room's a mess

I usually dress
           D
Like I am twelve years old

My temper's bad

I'm always sad
     G                             D
I complain when I'm cold

    G
I'm usually touring
   G7
Usually boring
  C                 Cm
Enneagram 4
      G
I lose my keys
      F#
You'll never see
         D7
My bathroom floor

        G
I cry every day
       
I'm always late
       D
I chew my pens

I've not seen "friends"
         G
Not great with dogs

I monologue
     D
I pick my skin

Drink too much gin

                         G
Leave you on "read"
            G7
Have a loft bed
         C   
Never unpacked
              Cm
Always jetlagged
     G
Insufferable
      F#
Uncomfortable
     D7
Incapable
           G
Undateable