DOLLY:I like fancy,frilly things
High-heeld shoes and diamond rings
Ragtime bands and western swing
And sneakin' around with you

BURT:Well I like beer and rodeos
Detective books and dominoes
Footballgames and Cheerios
And sneakin' around with you

DOLLY & BURT:Sneakin' around with you
Goin' a round or two
Doin' what lovers do
Whenever they're sneakin' around

DOLLY:I like lots of cash on hand
And dirty jokes about the Fuller Brush Man

BURT:I like stuff I understand,like sneakin' around with you

DOLLY:You know I like a thrill that has no strings

BURT:Friendship that don't ever change

DOLLY:And laughter from the joy of things

DOLLY & BURT:And sneakin' around with you
Sneakin' around with you
Goin' a round or two
Doin' what lovers do
Whenever they're sneakin' around

DOLLY:I like drive-in picture shows
Kissin' long and lovin' slow

BURT:The secret places lovers go,whenever they're sneakin' around

DOLLY:I like the crazy things we try

BURT:And the sexy things we fantasie

DOLLY:Just a-makin' out in the broad daylight

DOLLY & BURT:And sneakin' around with you
Sneakin' around with you
Keeping it all brand-new
Gettin' the best of you
Whenever we're sneakin' around
Sneakin' around that's all

DOLLY:I'm gonna lay down the law

BURT:Watchin' the rise and fall

DOLLy & BURT:Of lovers sneaking' around

BURT:We're just sneaking' around

DOLLY:Oh we're just

DOLLY & BURT:Sneakin'!