You have a mustache,you called me on the phone
You wear a beret and you sell colonge
You wear colonge but you still smell bad
You smell like shit from all the men that you've had

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You sell colonge [x4]

You wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
You're always looking at your customers ass
A freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears
But you got kicked out because you're fucking queer

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