Your record cost $3.99
Your record cost $2.99
Your record cost $1.99
And then it gets returned

Your band's in the cut-out bin [x4]

You're right next to hall and oates
You're right next to the commodores
You're right next to cameo
You're a fucking homo
Your band's in the cut-out bin [x4]
Cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin

You're in the return line
They don't take back records under $3.99
Then you start to fucking whine
Buy a real album next time