C
She makes her face up like a nun
D
She makes you late and thinks it’s fun
C
You’ve hardly started when she’s done
D
And then on to the next one
C
She makes it cool to be so hot
D
Makes it look easy when its not
C                              D
And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you
E            C                 G
She’s always smooth and you so tense
           A                 E
You do the job she knows the fence
          C                G                  A             E
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
         C
more or less
         G
more or less
         A
more or less
         C
more or less
C
She makes a billion bucks a day
D
She loves the pipe and loves to play
C                         D
She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better
E            C             G
She makes it hard to be so soft
              A                E
You stick it out she chops it off
           C
It doesn’t bleed too much
       G            A
And often you find you enjoy it
E             C                  G
Sometimes she makes you wait in line
            A                 E
Some stupid fat man takes his time
              C
It makes you yell out loud
G                  A
Hey I’m so special I’m so special
E            C                 G
She’s always smooth and you so tense
           A                 E
You do the job she knows the fence
          C                G                  A             E
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
E             C              G
She acts like this is having fun
          A              E
I know I shouldn’t be so blunt
              C            G           A
She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that
E                C
I’m the one who cares
             G             A
Yeah I’m the only one who cares
         E            C
I’m the only one who cares
        G             A
I’m the only one who cares
         E
I’m the only one
C            G        A
Yeah I’m the only one
Fade