D             Bm7                   F#m                 G
He stopped me on the street, he was wearin' a backwards baseball hat
D                  Bm7               F#m            G
I'd never seen the devil smile but I bet it looks a lot like that
Em                              F#
From his coat of worn out rags, he flashed me a plastic bag and said
G                           A
Hey, this will get you high tonight
              Em         A                  D
And I said, " No thanks, I get that all the time"

[Chorus]
       G                              A
When I walk into my kitchen, kids are screamin', dinner's burnin'
            D                F#          G
And I'm re- minded we've got PTA tonight
                                             A
When I'm kneelin' down and feelin' all those little arms around me
Bb     Bm               A              G
And my wife has got the bedroom in her eyes
                      Em
Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love
         F#                      G     A                D
It's the world best kind of drug and I get that all the time

Bm     F#m   G 

D               Bm7             F#m               G
A stranger in a cotton dress so thin the sunlight came right through
D                   Bm7            F#m               G
I've been a man for long enough to know that come on look she used.
Em                       F#
She sat down next to me, brushed her hand across my knee and said
G                                    A
I'll give you the best night of your life
              Em         A                           D
And I said, " No thanks, you see, I get that all the time"

[Chorus]
       G                              A
When I walk into my kitchen, kids are screamin', dinner's burnin'
            D                F#          G
And I'm re- minded we've got PTA tonight
                                             A
When I'm kneelin' down and feelin' all those little arms around me
Bb     Bm               A              G
And my wife has got the bedroom in her eyes
                      Em
Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love
         F#                       G       A                D
It's the world best kind of drug, yeah, I get that all the time

  G      A      Bm   A     G    

         G                                   A
When I'm kneelin' down and feelin' all those little arms around me
       Bm               A              G
And my wife has got the bedroom in her eyes
                      Em
Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love
         F#                      G                           A     Bb           Bm A
It's the only kind of drug, that gives peace of mind in this crazy life of mine
G     A                D     Bm F#
And I get that all the time,
        G            D Bm  F#   D G
Yeah, I get that all the time -----