It's taking way too long to sync the fucking mob
You're always gonna leave nothin' till it's gone
Too much choppin', not enough of poppin'
We can't free you

If my bong could talk
It'd say you stingy fuck
If my bong could sing
It'd say la-la-la

Water's gettin' grosser slowly as it rots
If you're goin' green lookin' like a ghost
I'm not stoppin', fill it to the top, and
We can't free you

If my bong could talk
It'd say you stingy fuck
If my bong could sing
It'd say la-la-la
If my bong could talk
It'd say get a job
If my bong could sing
It'd say falala-lala-la

Nothin' but weed
Nothin' but green
Now I can barely breathe
We got nothin' but green
Nothin' but weed
Now I can barely breathe

If my fridge could fuck
It'd go uh, uh, uh