She is so fine, she's all mine, she's the best I ever had
And I'm glad, yeah, I'm glad when I get her into bed
One, two, three and four and five
Hey, hey, she's fighting for her life
Six, seven, I can do it all night long
And it feels so good, tell me is it wrong
But she says she's so tired and she needs some time off
Hey, hey, hey, what do you think, Doctor Love?

Oh, calling Doctor Love
Seven times a night, don't you think it's enough?
Calling Doctor Love
He's in action, but he gets no satisfaction
Calling Doctor Love
He wants so much sex and he wants it so tough
So calling Doctor Love
Please help me, help me, help me Doctor Love

Doctor Love
Doctor Love

Sex is good, sex is fun, baby, here is number one
And I know what to do, baby, here is number two
Number three, number four: Really hardcore
Hey, hey, hey, don't be a bore
Here comes number five, If you're lucky, you'll survive
And with number six, you can do all your tricks
Seven makes you fly like a little turtle dove
Hey, hey, hey, what do you think, Doctor Love?

Oh, calling Doctor Love
Seven times a night, don't you think it's enough?
Calling Doctor Love
He's in action, but he gets no satisfaction
Calling Doctor Love
He wants so much sex and he wants it so tough
So calling Doctor Love
Please help me, help me, help me Doctor Love

Doctor Love
Ah

Doctor Love, gimme your advise
He's so oversized, Doctor, Doctor Love
Doctor Love, what would can I do
Need some help from you, Doctor, Doctor Love
Doctor-Doc-Doctor-Doctor Love

Calling Doctor Love
Seven times a night, don't you think it's enough?
Calling Doctor Love
He's in action, but he gets no satisfaction
Calling Doctor Love
He wants so much sex and he wants it so tough
So calling Doctor Love
Please help me, help me, help me Doctor Love

Doctor Love
Ah, Doctor Love
Ah
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