The greatest double act there ever was

Bernadette Byrne
Blessed with the voice of a thousand angels
And an ass that is so perfect
It would make a freshly picked peach
Weep with envy

She is accompanied by Victor Victoria
Her childhood friend
Her confidant
Her lover
Her nude muse
Her very

What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, um, it's the introduction
To our album

What introduction?
We did not talk about any introduction
And what? Lover? Nude muse?
Are you on crack, Victy?
We aren't even dating

Not technically dating
No, no, not dating at all
We are just housemates, Victy
Soulmates!
Housemates

Soulmates
Oh my God, seriously, stop doing that voice
Soulmates
Stop it, stop it right now
Soulmates
Or I'm going to smack you

Fine, fine
I was just trying to create a cool intro
For the album, you know
Lend it a little bit of gravitas, you know

Oh, okay, well
Is that enough gravitas for you
Should we stop now
And actually start recording the first track?

Okay, sorry, sorry, okay, okay