You look so pretty when you have been drinking
And don't care when your friends say you're a mess
You laugh at all my jokes when no one else does
So I feel it's only right I must confess

You see I wasn't really drunk I was just pretending
Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do
And now this party it seems never ending
I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes

When I found you sitting there under the table
I hoped that you would make some room for me
But I have never been much of a drinker
And at this bar they don't serve herbal tea

You see I wasn't.......

So I woke with the dawn to fix you breakfast
I served it to you right there in your bed
But your blood shot eyes adressed me like a stranger
As if I caused that pain inside your head

I wasn't really drunk....