Em             Em
You only listen to my boyfriend
Em                      Am
'Cause you're scared of men
Em                    Em
But I should scare you more than they do
Em                  Am
'Cause I can handle them


[Pre-Chorus]
Em                   Em
I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind
Em                   Em
(I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind)


[Chorus]
Em
I'll take a drink if you pay
                     Am
But you'd better run away

I'm a monster with a pretty face
Em
I'll sleep for days, take away
                         Am
All the happiness you've saved

I'm a monster with a pretty face
Em
With me you'll be in constant misery
    Am
The pain the follows me

You'll never get to leave
Em
If it were me in your place
                       Am
Wouldn't even ask my name

I'm a monster


[Verse]
Em                      Em
You think I'm dressed up for your messed up
Em         Am
Predatory game
Em               Em
But I assure you this isn't for you
Em                 Am
I always look this way
Em                   Em
When I say no, dear, you'd better leave here
 Em                    Am
'Cause I won't say it twice
Em                      Em
And I might look small, but NYC's tall
Em                 Am
And my apartment's high


[Pre-Chorus]
Em                    Em
I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind


[Chorus]
Em
I'll take a drink if you pay
                      Am
But you'd better run away

I'm a monster with a pretty face
Em
I'll sleep for days, take away

All the happiness you've saved
Am
I'm a monster with a pretty face
     Em
With me you'll be in constant misery
     Am
The pain the follows me

You'll never get to leave
Em
If it were me in your place

Wouldn't even ask my name
Am
I'm a monster
Em
I'll take a drink if you pay
                      Am
But you'd better run away

I'm a monster with a pretty face
Em
I'll sleep for days, take away

All the happiness you've saved
Am
I'm a monster with a pretty face
      Em
With me you'll be in constant misery
     Am
The pain the follows me

You'll never get to leave
Em
If it were me in your place
                        Am
Wouldn't even ask my name