You only listen to my boyfriend
Cuz you're scared of men
But I should scare you more than they do
Cuz I can handle them
I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind
(I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind)

I'll take a drink if you pay
But you'd better run away
I'm a monster with a pretty face
I'll sleep for days, take away
All the happiness you've saved
I'm a monster with a pretty face
With me you'll be in constant misery
The pain the follows me
You'll never get to leave
If it were me in your place
Wouldn't even ask my name
I'm a monster

You think I'm dressed up for your messed up
Predatory game
But I assure you this isn't for you
I always look this way
When I say no, dear, you'd better leave here
Cuz I won't say it twice
And I might look small, but NYCs tall
And my apartment's high
I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind

I'll take a drink if you pay
But you'd better run away
I'm a monster with a pretty face
I'll sleep for days, take away
All the happiness you've saved
I'm a monster with a pretty face
With me you'll be in constant misery
The pain the follows me
You'll never get to leave
If it were me in your place
Wouldn't even ask my name
I'm a monster

I'll take a drink if you pay
But you'd better run away
I'm a monster with a pretty face
I'll sleep for days, take away
All the happiness you've saved
I'm a monster with a pretty face
With me you'll be in constant misery
The pain the follows me
You'll never get to leave
If it were me in your place
Wouldn't even ask my name
I'm a monster