G
How does it feel to be a loser
                         B7
How does it feel to be a hack
                 Am7
A lovesick self-abuser
                      D
But now I'll never be back
                       G
How does it feel to be rejected
                      B7
The way I was so many nights
                          Am7
Pretending not to hear me whisper
                     D
I love you's by your side


[Chorus]
G
Boy, I really miss you

I miss you so much
      B7
But I know you're never gonna miss me
      Am7
So I flew across the world and fucked around with some Brit
        D
Just to have this epiphany


[Verse 2]
                         G
How does it feel to be a has-been
                          B7
When you were once a rock star
                       Am7
How does it feel to be sober
                       D
When everyone's having fun drunk at the bar
                          G
How does it feel to be an old man
                        B7
Lines running down your face
                   Am7
No matter how many miles you run
                         D
You'll never get back in shape


[Chorus]
G
Boy, I really miss you

I miss you so much
      B7
But I know you're never gonna miss me
     Am7
So I flew across the world and fucked around with some Brit
        D
Just to have this epiphany


[Verse 3]
                           G
How does it feel to have a small dick
                       B7
Cause by now I've seen others
                   Am7
I got a tall, dark millionaire man
                            D
With smart skills under the covers
                       G
How does it feel to be jealous
                      B7
Disqualified from the race
                  Am7
I know in just a few years
                 D
You'll be the one back on the chase


[Instrumental]
G B7 Am7 D   x2


[Bridge]
                         G
How does it feel to be a loser
                         B7
How does it feel to be a hack
                        Am7
How does it feel to be rejected
                         D
How does it feel to be a has-been
                       G
How does it feel to be sober
                          B7
How does it feel to be an old man
                           Am7
How does it feel to have a small dick
                        D
How does it feel to be jealous


[Outro]
                         G
How does it feel to be a loser
                         B7
How does it feel to be a hack
                  Am7
A lovesick, self-abuser
                      D
But now I'll never be back