E                                           A
Took a trip to the closet and tried on my prom dress, and it ripped
                                       E
I don't know why I thought it might fit
                      B                        A
I'm a whole different girl than I was when it zipped

       B                      E                  A
And my body looks nothing like it did when I was sixteen
                               C#m
Not like the ones I see in magazines
                   B                         A
But it plays my guitar, so it's perfect for me


[Chorus]
                   D                    A
So I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna thank God
                      E
When things don't fit
                   D                      A
Cause why would I look like I did in high school
                E
I hated that shit


[Verse 2]
                                              A
I unbutton my pants at the restaurant when I take a seat
                                  E
I don't calculate anything that I eat
                     B                        A
Cause no one gives a fuck bout the size of my jeans


[Chorus]
                    D                    A
And I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna thank God
                     E
When things don't fit
                  D                       A
Cause why would I look like I did in high school
                E
I hated that shit
                     D                    A
Yeah I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna thank God
                     E
When things don't fit
                   D                      A
Cause why would I look like I did in high school
                E
I hated that shit


[Bridge]
        D                   A
Oh, and nobody turns 95 and wishes that they'd bodychecked
E
Nobody looks back on life and wishes that they'd been more stressed
    D                             A
And nobody eats birthday cake and wishes they'd enjoyed it less
    E
And nobody gives a shit if you rip up an old prom dress


[Chorus]
D                   A                        E
And I'm gonna thank God when things don't fit
                F#                   A
I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna thank God
                   E
When things don't fit
                D                A
I'm gonna thank God, gonna thank God
                     E
When things don't fit
                  D                       A
Cause why would I look like I did in high school
               E
I hated that shit
                     D                A
Yeah I'm gonna thank God, gonna thank God
                     E
When things don't fit