Truly, my friend growing up got attacked by a goose
He was messing around with the goose
It was his fault, I'm on the goose's side

These geese run these streets
There ain't no peace when the geese are freed

They say only crows can murder
But if you investigate further
The goose is absurder with murder

Honk, honk, stab!

Webbed feet, scary beaks
Big goose energy, and scary shrieks

They say only crows can murder
But if you investigate further
The goose is absurder with murder

Honk, honk, stab!
Honk, honk, bite your feet!
Honk, honk, stab!
They're gonna get ya

Honk honk, steal your car insurance
Honk honk, steal your car
Honk honk, impersonate you on the internet
And then buy a bunch of things you don't need
Racking up your credit card bills with goose-related stuff

Honk, honk, stab!
Honk honk, steal your car
Honk, honk, stab!
These geese run these streets