I said yes but she kept sayin' no yeah the scent was
in the air Was it a rose I said excuse me ma'am but
you tweekin' my nose She slapped him in the face
with a terrible blow...

Ohh what a Sourpuss...

Mug all twisted (like a licorice chew)
Make a puss like that (it's gonna stay on you)
Gasoline stang (if you know what I mean)

Ohh what a Sourpuss...Nothin' but a Sourpuss

Sour (P-u-s-s) Sour (P-u-s-s)
(Repeat 5x)

I step to the rear guess what did I see A big pumpin
bump (just a lookin' at he)
Bootie licious nutritious for the (doodle e dee)
I tapped her on the shoulder (and what did you see) Nothin' but
a Sourpuss...

Squirt juicy Bootie (but the muga was pushed) I got a knife full
of butta (to spread the butush) Would you like to hit that (oh
how I woosh) It made my face turn green from her fuming bush

Ohh what a Sourpuss...Nothin' but a Sourpuss

Sour (P-u-s-s) Sour (P-u-s-s)
(Repeat 5x)

Do you know of the many mangling ways there are to twist
your puss It sho get sour sometime down there by the mission
let me get a piece of sum a dat chicken

Hell Yeah...

You've got that clench jaw scrunched snawz look You've got
the frown wrinkled flex lip look You got the ring around the
collar pulsin' all red You got the prune face mental case punch
munch mug Looks like you got a frown like a crazy clown wit
mud fallin' down you got mustard nostrils and barnacles all up
under your chin You got da sloppy skin decomposing grin

Yo head is flat wit stringy napps and happy nap sack You got
the looky loo mouth piarea crew You got the don't hurt me
please limburger cheese look When you took a photo shot the
lens broke cause ya ugly folk Looks like your nose got caught
up and twisted in a bicycle spoke Yo face can pass for a
orangutan's ass Yo pussy smell so bad I had to move back to
Baghdad You got the Marion Berry Rockhead look
You got the Al Green hot grits look You grill is made of steel
and can't be real You got that Spiderman brace face been hit in
the face by the Frankenstein bass

Yo mug is covered with chili lookin' silly Workin' at 7-11 thinkin'
everything is heaven

Ohh what a Sourpuss...Nothin' but a sourpuss...