Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Fazbear Entertainment would like you to put your hands together for the one, the only, Freddy Fazbear

Hello, everybody, you ready to have a good time? I know I am, 'cause it's

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, for kids, it's number one
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where fantasy meets fun
(Fun not actually guaranteed)

Well, let's meet the band, my name is Freddy, I'm the singer in the band, got a hat and a big bowtie
I'm a big, brown bear, but don't be scared, I'm a real fun-lovin' guy

Bonnie's my name, I'm hoppin' along, floppy ears and a cotton tail
My guitar is blazin', this rabbit's Hare-raisin', just listen to me wail
Take it, Bonnie

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, you get yer pizza by the pound
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Where all the kids are safe and sound
(Fazbear Entertainment offers absolutely no guarantees regarding guest safety)

Hey, I'm Chica, the lady of the group, my singing is a treat
So sweet
But keep an eye on your pizza
'Cause I'm a bird who likes to eat, nom nom nom nom

Finally, there's Foxy, one eye and a hook for a hand
He hangs out over in Pirate's Cove
Now you've met all the members of the band
Woo-hoo

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the fun just can't be beat
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, It's time for us to eat

For the next hour, add meat to any kids' pizza for just a dollar
And if your parents really love you, they'll buy you a thirty-two ounce Freddy Fountain drink
And don't forget: All the popular kids sign up for our mailing list
And get free stuff on their birthday

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Where fantasy meets fun

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