I was buck naked down on the pond.
Well, I was swimming with the fishes.
On the shore, I left my britches
In the sun to dry as I frolicked with water flies.

I was buck naked down on the pond.
Well, I was swimming in the water
And I didn't think I'd see the farmer's daughter.
As she came in for the slaughter!

Well, I was buck naked down on the farm!
I didn't think that I'd do nobody no harm!

I was buck naked down on the field.
Well, I was running from the farmer,
And I didn't have no armor.
Not a shield. He had a gun! Woo!

Well, I was buck naked down on the farm.
I didn't think that I'd do nobody no harm.