Wash With New Soap Behind the Collar
Keeps a Clean Mental State
Don't Usually Bother in Cold Weather
But Still I'm Getting Into Work Late
And I Don't Need the Practise

[chorus]
I've Been Making Plans (For the Future)
Become An Unconcious Man (All For the Good)
Feel So Unecessary (We Don't Think So, You Seem Starshaped)

I Have a Couple At the Weekend
Helps Keep Up Comaraderie
And My Mind Boggles in the Muddle
At the Possibilities
And I Don"T Need Any Practise

[chorus]

Wash With New Soap Behind the Collar
Helps Keep Down the Laundry
And Now I Bother in Cold Weather
Because It Cleans Me Mentally