D  D
G  D  A  D


[Verse 1]
D
Bristol makes a good burger
D                      A
Cambells makes a great stew
     A
Jack Danials make a fine boubon
    A                     D
And Miller's makes a good brew
D
John Deere thay make tractors
D                             G
Black and Decker makes a good tool
        G                 D
But the only thing I ever make in my life
     A                        D
Is a whole lot of trouble for you, uhh


[Chorus]
  D            G           D
A whole lot of trouble for you
       D            A           D
Hey, a whole lot of trouble for you
    D            G          D
The only thing I make in my life
     D            G           D
Is a whole lot of trouble for you


[Verse 2]
D
Colgate makes a great toothpaste
D                    A
Beechnut makes a fine chew
A
Johnson and Johbnson makes bandaides
    A                   D
And Elmers makes a good glue
D
Coke used to make a good cola
    D                G
And grandpa mountain dew
        G                 D
But the only thing I ever make in my life
     A                        D
Is a whole lot of trouble for you, uhh


[Chorus]
         D            G           D
I said a whole lot of trouble for you
       D            A           D
Hey, a whole lot of trouble for you
    D            G          D
The only thing I make in my life
     D            G           D
Is a whole lot of trouble for you


[Interlude]
D
G  D  A  D
A#


[Verse 3]
    D#
The Colonel makes a good chicken
D#                 A#
Mason makes a fine jar
     A#
Alka-Seltzer makes bubbles
     A#                  D#
And Cadilac makes a good car
D#
Hershey makes a good candy
D#                     G#
Florsheim makes a good shoe
        G#                D#
But the only thing I ever make in my life
     A#                       D#
Is a whole lot of trouble for you, uhh


[Chorus]
  D#           G#          D#
A whole lot of trouble for you
       D#            A#         D#
Hey, a whole lot of trouble for you
    D#           G#         D#
The only thing I make in my life
     D#            G#         D#
Is a whole lot of trouble for you


[Outro]
    D#           G#         D#
The only thing I make in my life
     D#            G#         D#
Is a whole lot of trouble for you