(intro C7)
G                                     C
You promised that one day you?d be my wife
G                                        C
You said you wanted to be the rest of my life
G                                C
But you put me on a train to Fib Central
G                                         C
I went off my swede and you went off with yours.
Am                      Em
Well look out girl ?cos this is my itinerary
Am             Em                   D7
Remember me, remember my itinerary.
G                 D7          G
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede,
                           D7               G       C7
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart.
G                                     C
I gave you bread when you were out of bread
G                                   C
You gave me hell when I was playing dead
G                                          C
But why him though ? him, the harbinger of nothing?
G                                            C
Upside down cakes, Brecht and Catcher in the Rye.
Am                     Em
I?ll catch your eye if you should want to look for me
Am                Em                   D7
I want you at the end of my itinerary.
G                 D7          G
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede,
                           D7               G
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart.
                  D7          G
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede,
                           D7               G      C7
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart.
D                        G            D                        G
I see you smiling in the morning mist; you?re so exclusive you don?t exist
        F                        Am                    Em
But you can?t hide the fact that we used to play naked Twister.
Am                   Em
I?ll dig the hole to pay for your obituary
Am                 Em                         D7
I?ll send a wreath ? and then the rest of me.
G                 D7          G
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede,
                           D7               G
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart.
                  D7          G
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede,
G                          D7               G
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart.