D
Oh Ron

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You were so glad when you got that Krum figurine

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But now

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Things have changed or so it seems

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And we wonder if it's because of Hermione

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Because after the Yule Ball I found 

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The missing arm of Viktor Krum

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Underneath my bed

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Oh Ron

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As a wizard we expect a little more from you

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Because at Hogwarts they don't teach hokey stuff like voodoo

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You should know that dismembering figurines of your enemy 

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won't help you impress Hermione 

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she's not interested in mutilated toys

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What is it with you and her?