Dearly beloved
For your entertainment it's my pleasure to introduce to you Hell's latest arrival
The equal opportunity killer Alastor

[Alastor]
Hello its nice to meet you (hello!)
Can you tell where I am?
I don't know how I got here but
I think I'm starting to understand

I don't belong among the angels
And baby that's just fine with me
The things I did up there were high school
But now I going for my degree

[Alastor]
Hey
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane

I haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to
Battle all of you in
Entertaining fire

[Alastor]
Wait a minute do I know you
Weren't you an old pal of mine
Departed from us far too early
But now we're meeting a second time

We used to have such fun together
And maybe you have what I need
But first I have one tiny question
Tell me do you demons bleed

[Alastor]
Hey
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane

I haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to
Battle all of you in
Entertaining fire

[Alastor]
Hey
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane

I haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to
Battle all of you in
Entertaining fire

[Alastor]
Hey
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane