I go out at night, pretending to be the one,
the guy you've always searched but never found.
Glamorous, listening, in short; a real gentleman,
you'll never think it's just a game I play.

Driving back at my home,
thinking 'bout the horrors
that lay ahead.

You never expected a damn thing,
but I'm inside laughing
about a certain future pain.

Chorus:
I trick and fool you,
- genital screwdriver mutilation.
I stab your pussy,
- genital screwdriver mutilation.
I bake and eat your cunt,
- genital screwdriver mutilation.

Feeding you drunk, your pants on your knees.
Grabbing my toolbox, yeah I'm a real D-I-Y, slut.
Licking your pussy, my gear ready to strike.

Chorus:
I trick and fool you,
- genital screwdriver mutilation.
I stab your pussy,
- genital screwdriver mutilation.
I bake and eat your cunt,
- genital screwdriver mutilation.

Tasting your delightful homemade flesh,
desire for some more, this meal is no mess.
I hope I remember to brush my teeth,
after I've devoured your sweet cavities.