Don't mind me I'm only sitting here
Dreaming something up seems so unclear
Only thing that's getting in the way of getting paid
And everybody knowing my name
Isn't that I wish I wasn't me
Even though I do occasionally
Wouldn't change except this little thing
See what it brings
Can't help thinking of how it could be

Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah does
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah does

Everything around so glamorous
See the spotlight shining down on us
Tinted windows for some privacy, nothing to see
Still have feelings hopefully
Not so sure that I could even cope
Bottle service and a velvet red rope
Wouldn't need a thing, but suddenly it would be free
Can't help thinking of how it could be

Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah does
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah does

Anyway, that's it, never mind