Everybody thinks that your gay
But I know that your only straight.
Everybody thinks you take it in the butt
But I know you only like the cunt

you're not gay
you're not gay no matter what they say
you're not gay
you're not gay no matter what they say
no matter what they say I know that you're not gay,
No matter what they say you're not gay

so what if we're both guys
so what if we do it all the time,
you've got a girl and i've got one too,
so don't be afraid to try something new

you're not gay
you're not gay no matter what they say
you're not gay
you're not gay no matter what they say
no matter what they say I know that you're not gay, no matter what they say you're not gay

mikey: hey chris
Chris: yeah mike
M: we're guys right?
C: yeah
M: and we like girls?
C and M: YEAH!
M: but we can still have sex with eachother!
C: oh, yeah!
M: aww, thats great cuz I LOVE IT ANAL!
C: me too brother, me too! YOU BRING THE LUBE!

you're not gay
you're not gay no matter what they say
you're not gay
you're not gay no matter what they say
no matter what they say I know that you're not gay, no matter what they say you're not gay

Mikey: cuz we're not!
Chris: no way