I'm not here just drinking someone's mem'ry away
But i wish i had someone i could leave so i could stay
I'm not the kind who runs around and cheats on his wife
Cause if i had someone to cheat on i'd go home tonight

I don't like this honky tonking drinkin' all the time
But i wish i had someone i was drinkin' off my mind
If i had someone to do wrong i only do her right
Cause if i had someone to cheat on i'd go home tonight

There's no one at home waiting for me
No one to hold when i turn out the lights
Once i knew a man who cheated and threw away his life
Now if i had someone to cheat on i'd go home tonight
If i had someone to cheat on i'd go