Oh, shit
I just made you click
With a vague-ass title and a thumbnail trick
Cheap way to get views in a bind
Here's a series of thoughts that must've crossed your mind

Is he gay?
Nah, man I like boobs too much
Did someone die?
Nah, my family's crazy healthy

Is he black?
Wait, what? People don't come out like that
Is he black?
That's not a thing to come out to
Is he black?
I-I don't

Is he black?
I don't, I don't
Is he black?
That's not a question you ask
Is he black?
Stop, stop spinning!
Is he black?