Look at that, boo-boo
Okay
Hey, come here for a second (what?)
Hey, did you wash your hands? (No)
Go wash your hands, thank you (you're welcome)

Don't need no references, don't need no resume
No experience necessary, you just learn along the way
No formal interview, no answer to an ad
The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had

No job description, no training of any kind
You work nights and weekends, and you don't make overtime
No paid holidays, if you get sick, it's just too bad
The hardest job I еver did was the best job I еver had

The best job I ever had is just to be your dad
And giving everything I have to you
When I look into your eyes, suddenly I realized
That I knew what I was meant to do, that's the truth

I told the nurse at the hospital, I wasn't qualified
How could I be responsible for somebody else's life
Then when you finally came, it all change just like that
The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had

The best job I ever had is just to be your dad
And giving everything I have to you
When I look into your eyes, suddenly I realized
That I knew what I was meant to do, that's the truth

The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had
The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had
La-ta-da, da-ra-da-da, da-da-da