Intro: D#  Bb

Bb                                 D#
You walked out and told the whole town we were over
              Bb                                   F
And now you're scratchin' like a dog at my door cause you want back in
     Bb
Your eyes are all red from apologizing,
   D#
But you ain't the only one here that's been lyin'
 Bb                    F            Bb
I've got a few little secrets of my own
     D#                                        Bb
Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it
     D#                                     Bb                    F
When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too
Bb
And this one is really gonna blow your mind
D#                                                        Bb
Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise
        F           Bb   D#
That's right, I faked it.

Bb                                                 D#
I think this might be the first time I've seen you speechless
 Bb                                             F
Lookin' all confused wonderin' if what I said was the truth
         Bb
Well a woman's mind is a complicated thing
 D#                                       Bb
Can't always believe everything you say - surprise
 F        Bb
Hmm, I faked it.

    D#                                             Bb
Every time you thought I ate your overcooked steak, I faked it

The dog ate it
       D#
I was yellin' rock star when you were playin' your guitar
 Bb                  F
Yeah, well I was faking that too
Bb
Every time you thought that you were doing things right
       D#                          Bb
I was just too tired to even put up a fight - surprise
          F          Bb
That's right, I faked it
D#            Bb D# F
Oh yeah, oh yeah

     D#                                        Bb
Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it
     D#                                     Bb                    F
When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too
Bb
And this one is really gonna blow your mind
D#                                                        Bb
Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise
         F       Bb        D#     Bb     F       Bb
That's right, I might, have I?, hmm, bye bye, I faked it.