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This here is the story
      C           G
of a man from Jet Blue

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Got pushed around, on the job
       C                 G
So he did what he had to do

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the passenger was gettin rude
        C                    G
Stephen grabbed two ice cold beers

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He got on the PA and said
C             G
there goes 28 years

Chorus:

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And then he took them beers and jumped
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He took two beers and jumped

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He took two beers and jumped
      C                     G
yeah, he took two beers and jumped 


Verse 2:

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So when your boss is riden your ass
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

D
When your truck aint got no gas
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

Chorus 2:

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You gotta get two beers and jump
      C                     G
yeah, he took two beers and jumped

Verse 3:

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So when you learn your wifes been cheating
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

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When your phone aint got no reception
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

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When youve had enough of your congressmen 
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

D
When you burn your eggs in the fryin pan
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

D
When the dishes are pilin up in the sink
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

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When your favorite pen runs out of ink
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

D
When people have ugly feet and where flip flops
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

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When the bank forecloses on your house
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

D
When the batteries die on your wireless mouse
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

D
When someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump

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When your mad as hell and cant take it any more
          C                 G
you gotta get two beers and jump


Chorus 3:

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You gotta get two beers and jump
     C                  G
gotta get two beers and jump                   x6


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You gotta get two beers and jump    (Grab those beers!)
         C                  G
you gotta get two beers and jump    (and take that slide!)

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you gotta get two beers and jump    (and then jump on down!)
         C                  G
you gotta get two beers and jump    (come on down to the other side!)