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Pity the poor man, pity the sad man 
Bb       F                       Bb        F 
Pity the green man, who couldn't afford to orgy 
Bb       F          Bb       F 
Pity the policeman, pity the snowman 
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Pity the woman, who couldn't afford to orgy 

Good for the postman, good for the con man 
Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy 
Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut 
Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy 

If it's a problem, getting together 
Leave it alone, it's the easiest way 
Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever 
Nothing like living real dangerously 

Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it  
Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy 
Seems such a bother, one thing or another 
Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy