D9          G9    D9/F#
Who says I can't get stoned?
Em7                   A7  A#°
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Bm7     E7
Me and my house alone
G9     A74       D9
Who says I can't get stoned?

D9     G9      D9/F#
Who says I can't be free?
Em7                     A7     A#°
From all of the things that I used to be
Bm7        E7
Re-write my history
G9     A74       D9
Who says I can't be free?

         G    D9/F#         A7
It's been a long night in New York City
         G    D9/F#        A7
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
G        D9/F#    A#°     Bm7
I don't remember you looking any better
     E                 A7 A74 A7
But then again I don't remember you

D9          G9    D9/F#
Who says I can't get stoned?
Em7                 A7    A#°
Call up a girl that I used to know
Bm7               E7
Fake love for an hour or so
G9     A74       D9
Who says I can't get stoned?

D9     G9      D9/F#
Who says I can't take time?
Em7                    A7  A#°
Meet all the girls on the county line
Bm7           E7
Then wait on fate to send a sign
G9     A74        D9
Who says I can't take time?

         G    D9/F#         A7
It's been a long night in New York City
         G    D9/F#          A7
It's been a long night in Austin too
G        D9/F#    A#°     Bm7
I don't remember you looking any better
     E                A7  A74 A7
But then again I don't remember you

D9      G9       D9/F#
Who says I can't get stoned?
Em7              A7    A#°
Plan a trip to Japan alone
Bm7          E7
Doesn't matter if I even go
G9     A74       D9
Who says I can't get stoned?

         G    D9/F#         A7
It's been a long night in New York City
         G    D9/F#       A7
It's been a long time since 20 too
G        D9/F#    A#°     Bm7
I don't remember you looking any better
     E                 A7 A74 A7
But then again I don't remember you

(solo final) G  D9