Someone's been a really bad boy this Christmas
Someone's been acting more naughty than nice
So Santa don't stop to bring him toys
Someone's been a really bad, really bad boy

He broke my heart in September
And left me here alone
So I won't worry come December
When he's left out standing in the snow

Someone's been a really bad boy this Christmas
Someone's been acting more naughty than nice
So Santa don't stop to bring him toys
Someone's been a really bad, really bad boy

Oh, I don't know why he wouldn't listen
I wish he never let me go
And he doesn't know what he'll be missing
Standing underneath the mistletoe

This Christmas

So Santa don't stop
'Cause I'm really annoyed
Someone's been a really bad boy

But if he were here right now I might just kiss him
Or even take him back
What he deserves is a pack of a dozen switches
And no Santa to come down the chimney stack

Someone's been a really bad boy this Christmas
Someone's been acting more naughty than nice
So Santa don't stop to bring him toys
Someone's been a really bad boy
Someone's been a really bad, really bad boy