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Well there's one thing Mama, I think you should know
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It is not love that makes the flowers grow
C
But a complex electron transfer process known as
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photosynthesis when chlorophyll reacts with the light 
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of day
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Since you're gone, the light has gone away

[Verse 2]
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Oh there's one more thing Mama, I think that you'll 
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find
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It is not love that makes the stars shine
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But the spontaneous combustion of super-heated and
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super-condensed gasses in the process known as fusion
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that creates new elements when the time is right
                                          C
Since you're gone, stars don't shine so bright

[Verse 3]
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Oh there's another thing Mama, I think I should confide
                                 C
It is not love that'll turn the tide
         C
But the net difference in the gravitational pull 
between
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the Earth and the Moon as it is acted out upon the 
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waves
                                      C
But since you're gone, I feel washed away

[Verse 4]
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I could have been a mathematician
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Studied rockets for a livin'
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Would've worked out better in the end
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But to get more specific I'd break every law of physics
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To bring you back to me again

{Verse 5]
     C                                           G
Well there's one more thing, I'll tell you if I can
                                              C
It is not love, that makes a non-stick frying pan
   C
But a top-secret, trademarked, conglomerated,
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most likely carcinogenic, polyurethane compound spread 
in a micro-thin substance,
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over a negatively charged layer of aluminum, copper, 
iron, lead,
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VHS, FYI, apple pie, FBI, and some other elements too
                                       C
Since you're gone, I wish I'd stuck to you