(Splendor)
What a beautiful home you have (Splendor)
Such a talented wedding band
They really did the songs justice today
Gold frame on the photograph (Splendor)
Of a scuba trip, I've not been
But I think someone from my middle school went

(Splendor, splendor)

Oh, what an engagement ring (Splendor)
You lean in as you're puckering
And I'm not sure what those carats mean (Mean)
As everyone was singing
Found I could not listen
Staring at the cake
I light a match and I wish it all away

Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey