This is a horror show,
And I'm the star of it.
And you can help me a bit.
Woah!
This is a horror show,
And we're the stars of it.
And you can help us a bit.

Lights! Camera! Action!
I said I always wanted -
To be apart of the show.
But I didn't think that,
You'd ever call;
Or take me serious at all.
But I'm in the club,
And I'm ready for my Close Up!

This is a horror show,
And I'm the star of it.
And you can help me a bit.
Woah!
This is a horror show,
And we're the stars of it.
And you can help us a bit.

When this song started,
I knew it'd last forever.
I had it all figured out -
But I couldn't be more wrong.
How did if feel,
To be on every real?
Are you addicted to the lights?
Are you praying for a sequel?

This is a horror show,
And I'm the star of it.
And you can help me a bit.
Woah!
This is a horror show,
And we're the stars of it.
And you can help us a bit.

Help us a bit.
Help us a bit.

[solo]

This is a horror show,
And I'm the star of it.
And you can help me a bit.
Woah!
This is a horror show,
And we're the stars of it.
And you can help us a bit.

Help us a bit.
Help us a bit.

This is a horror show,
And I'm the star of it.
And you can help me a bit.
Woah!
This is a horror show,
And we're the stars of it.
And you can help us a bit.

This is a horror show,
And I'm the star of it.
And you can help me a bit.
Woah!
This is a horror show,
And we're the stars of it.
And you can help us a bit.

Help us a bit.
Help us a bit.