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INTRO G Em C D , G Em C D

G                      Em
I remember back on our very first date
       C               D
In the back seat of me car
G               Em
I wanted you to go all the way
    C                    D
But you wouldn't go that far

C               D
I wanted you to hold me dick
C                    D
You wanted to hold me hand
    C                   D
And when I accidentally brushed your tit
       C                      D
I just blew it and come in me pants

D         G           G C D
And it was over ...
D            G     Em C D
Before it be-gan

G                     Em
I'll never forget the strain and the sweat
     C                 D
As I fumbled with your gear
G                     Em
A hundred degrees with the windows wound up
   C                D
So your Mum and Dad couldn't hear

C                 D
Tryin' me best to unzip your dress
    C                    D
And unhook your bra with one hand
     C                        D
And just when I thought I was doin' all right
  C                D
I come in me pants again

D         G           G C D
And it was over ...
D            G     Em C D
Before it be-gan

G                   Em
Blouses and buttons and bras and buckles
     C                    D
And 'Stop it, I'm gettin' cold'
G                     C
First time I've had a tit in me mouth
      A7                D
Since I was nine months old

  C                         D
I had lovers' balls and you had no idea
       C                       D
Of the pitch of me passion and pain
C                           D
Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire
  C                D                          E      G
I come in me pants again ... oh, shit ... and again

G                    Em
You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go
    C                   D
And we couldn't seem to agree
G                       C
You got the giggles and I got the shits
     A7                  D             
Then you wouldn't talk to me

    C                     D
And when we made up and we started again
         C                         D
Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled:
 C                     D
'What are you two kids up to in there?'
      C                   D
And I shit in me pants as well

D         G           G C D
And it was over ...
D            G     Em C D
Before it be-gan

G                               Em
You hear people say that they'd love to go back
    C                              D
And do things that they did in the past
G                               C
But if you reckon they were the real good old days
        A7                         D
You can go stick 'em right up your arse!

       C                      D
'Cause when I look back how I came and I went
       C                D
With a tear in me eye I recall
    C           D
How me, I had a cunt of a life,
       C            D
But me undies had a ball

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And it was over ...
D         G      G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D   
Before it began  (OUTRO TO FDE  including Ad Libs)