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D x4


[Verse 1]
F D
  We're in a hurry going who knows where

Wading through the cotton floating in the air

Roots are showing, dye your hair
G D
  We're gonna run out of gas before we get there

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  Stop at Circle K, get outta the car

You have no idea where we are, do ya?

Google maps says Reno isn't far

But these vanity plates here are getting bizarre

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D G G

[Chorus 1]

Hey!

Hey!


[Verse 2]
D                               G
Look around you now, what do ya see?
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It just looks like infinite sagebrush to me
G D
  Take a deep breath and count to three
                                             G
Take a nap at the next rest stop if you feel the need

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D
I miss my mattress topper and my cats

What do we do if we get a flat?

We're running late, please hold onto your hats

What's the name of your act? We're the aristocrats

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D C A A G

[Chorus 2]

Hey!

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Hush


[Verse 3]
D
One plus one plus one plus one is four
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  When you get out, would you please lock the door
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We're totally lost, I've seen this place before
       G            Dm
Call a doctor if it lasts four hours or more

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Dm
Take a selfie with the western sky
D
Hand me the visine, my eyes are feeling dry
Dm
Next time, why don't we just fly
   D                                 G
Be careful, data roaming charges may apply

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