Mr. Potato
Where are you going tonight?
Dressed in your best clothes
Feeling alright

Why are you smiling?
You're gonna see someone?
Is a girl? Is a boy?
Is someone that you like?

You had a few
Everything is so funny
Everyone is smilling
And you feel so sunny

You see that girl over there?
Someone said she looked at you
Maybe you should try something
You shouldn't be alone

No! No one wants you
No! You won't kiss anyone
No! No one will touch you
No, no, no and no!

No, don't try to be so nice
You will only be a friend
No, don't try to be funny
You're not gonna feel so sunny

Mr. Potato
Why are you so quiet
You're the heart of the night
Everyone is so high

No! No one wants you
No! You won't kiss anyone
No! No one will touch you
No, no, no and no!