Cm               Eb        Cm Eb
Hey, turn your techno music down,
         Cm                 Eb        Cm Ab
your grandpa's stopping by tonight.
     Eb              G/B               Cm         Eb
Now, I don't want to hear it, we'll be having macaroni,
         Ab
you will be polite when he's here tonight.
      Cm             Eb      Cm Eb
Don't talk about the internet,
     Cm              Eb         Cm Ab
your grandpa doesn't understand.
    Eb                        G/B           Cm           Eb
You will not bring bring your gameboy or whatever to the table.
       Ab
Do you understand? He doesn't understand.

[Chorus 1]
        Cm         Eb          Cm       Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it.
        Cm         Eb          Cm       Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it.
        Cm         Eb          Cm     Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it, I'm your dad.
Ab7 Ab7/Gb x3            
               I'm your dad.

Cm Eb Cm Eb x4

[Verse 2]
     Cm             Eb        Cm Eb     
What happened to my medicine? 
        Cm              Eb          Cm Ab
The stuff I take to keep my hair.
     Eb          G/B              Cm             Eb
It's obvious you stole it and you sold it on the street
                 Ab
'cause you don't even care if I lose my hair.
 Cm              Eb      Cm Eb
Okay, I found my medicine.
    Cm           Eb          Cm Ab
I'm sorry that I yelled at you,
    Eb            G/B            Cm            Eb
but let this be a lesson, if you ever steal my medicine
       Ab
that's what I'll do. I'll yell at you.

[Chorus 2]
        Cm         Eb          Cm       Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it.
        Cm         Eb          Cm       Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it.
        Cm         Eb          Cm     Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it, I'm your dad.
Ab7 Ab7/Gb x3            
               I'm your dad.
                               
[Instrumental] 
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[Chorus 3]
        Cm         Eb          Cm       Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it, yeah!
        Cm         Eb          Cm       Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it, woah!
        Cm         Eb          Cm
As your father I expressly forbid it.
Eb          Ab7 Ab7/Gb Ab7 Ab7/Gb Ab7 Ab7/Gb
I'm your dad,   yeah       yeah       yeah!

        Cm         Eb          Cm       Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it.
        Cm         Eb          Cm       Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it.
        Cm         Eb          Cm     Eb
As your father I expressly forbid it, I'm your dad.
Ab7 Ab7/Gb x3            
               I'm your dad.