You want me to get off my ass and work
Bitch, ew, no thanks
I can just get what I want just by asking, or like, complaining
So, what do I need a 401k for? I'm just gonna die from fucking (goin' Full Tac)
That's like old, right?
Like, people in their thirties are like knocking on deaths door
Like what even is a roth IRA? It sounds like a STD
If I live too long, I'll just marry some crusty old rich guy
And wait for him to drop dead

Work tomorrow, fucking blow it (that shit's boring)
All your money, fucking blow it (I needed this handout)
This bitch is back, fucking blow it (use your whole fist)
That big 'ol dick, I'ma blow it (just give me your money)
Interview, just blew it (no fucking thank you)
Life savings, just blew it (it all went up my nose)
Your ACL, just blew it (you should get that checked out)
This line of blow, ugh, just do it (mm, tasty)

Here for a good time, not a long time
I'm here for a good time, not a long time
I'm here for a good time, not a long time
I'm here for a good time, not a long time

Blow it, just blow it (don't be a bitch)
Blow it, just blow it (just fucking do it)
Blow it, just blow it (that's hot)

I don't wanna get old, old people scare me
No offense
I said no offense, so like, s-seriously don't cancel me
I'm not, like, ageist or anything, but like
Seriously your time is like, up already
So like, bye

Blow it, just blow it (don't be a bitch)
Blow it, just blow it (just fucking do it)
Blow it, just blow it (that's hot)
Blow it, just blow it (all over my face)