I might put back a few, crack or joke or two
Pretend to be into baseball or skateboards
I've got a hidden agenda
Remember you've been warned, buddy

We've got this special bond
I'll take one in the arm, he don't mean no harm
'Cause in his eyes I'm just one of the guys
Full of ulterior motive, it's just a matter of time

Underneath these jeans all I have is curves
You should see my hair when it's done in curls
So come on, boy, stop acting dumb
You need to come on and give me some
I ain't your buddy, baby (I'm a girl)
I can walk around in high-heeled shoes
I can be indecisive and emotional too
So come on, boy, don't act that way
I wanna mess up and misbehave
I ain't your buddy, baby (I'm a girl)

We go out on a date and tell me everything
I'll keep a straight face
Try not to choke on his cigarette smoke, no
I've got a hidden agenda
Remember you've been warned, buddy

I'll pull him in the door, push him on the floor
Next I'll let him win
And when I'm pinned he'll understand
Full of ulterior motive, it's just a matter of time, buddy

Underneath these jeans all I have is curves
You should see my hair when it's done in curls
So come on, boy, stop acting dumb
You need to come on and give me some
I ain't your buddy, baby (I'm a girl)
I can walk around in high-heeled shoes
I can be indecisive and emotional too
So come on, boy, don't act that way
I wanna mess up and misbehave
I ain't your buddy, baby (I'm a girl)

Yeah, yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh

Underneath these jeans all I have is curves
You should see my hair when it's done in curls
So come on, boy, stop acting dumb
You need to come on and give me some
I ain't your buddy, baby (I'm a girl)
I can walk around in high-heeled shoes
I can be indecisive and emotional too
So come on, boy, stop acting dumb
You need to come on and give me some
I ain't your buddy, baby (I'm a girl)