I can act like a dog
If I adore my wife
Read the paper at breakfast
At least of drop of Red Stripe

Think of Sophie and the single matrimonial bed
Everything will be forgiven when I'm dead

I can laugh like a fool
When nothing is funny
Make you clean my kitchen
When the weather is sunny
I can pick up an apple
Eat a jar of honey (hoooooooneyyyy)
Drink and gamble
Lose our household money (hoooooneyyy)

Punch your brother in the head
Everything will be forgiven when I'm dead

You just gotta be honest
I just gotta be mean
In the end
The truth will set us free
In the end
The truth will set us free

Man is naturally mean
Man is just a machine
There's nothing to hide
Or we'll decede

You just gotta be honest
I just gotta be mean
In the end
The truth will set us free
In the end
The truth will set us free
The truth will set us free