(Will.i.am)
What'you gonna do about your big slump?
2005's been in the dump
Approval rating needs a jump

(George Bush)
To tell the truth, I'm kind of stumped, I'm stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
About my nasty slump
What the funk?

(Fergie)
You drive the nation crazy
Always actin' lazy
Vacation for five daysies
While New Orleans blew awaysie
The fellas that ran FEMA
Dropped a great big steam-a
Brownie was a clownie
And let all the brothers drowny
When Sandra Day retired
You thought they'd hire Myers
That was no solution
She don't know the Constitution
G.O.P.'s in disarray
Tom Delay has gone away
Scooter Libby was a snitch
And now he'll be a prison bitch

(Apl.de.ap - Taboo)
Your ship is sinking

(George Bush)
But I'm winning in Iraq
Just like I said I'd do

(Apl.de.ap - Taboo)
You must be drinking

(George Bush)
The real war is here at home
Fighting the bird flu

(Will.i.am)
What'you gonna do about your big slump
Sky high prices at the pump
You and your cabinet we should dump

(George Bush)
Heck, every road has its bumps
I learned that back when I drove drunk
We'll get over this here hump
Until then, I'll shake my rump, my rump