It's At Times Like This the Great Heaven Knows
That We Wish We Had Not So Many Clothes
So Let's Loosen Up With a Playful Tease
Like All Lovers Did Through the Centuries

We're Just Following Ancient History
If I Strip For You Will You Strip For Me?
We're Just Following Ancient History
If I Strip For You Will You Strip For Me?
Uh-huh-huh

When It Gets So Hot, the End of the Day
You May Find Your Clothes Getting in the Way
If a Pretty Dress Hides Your True Desire
Fold It Nice and Slow, Throw It On the Fire

We're Just Following Ancient History
If I Strip For You Will You Strip For Me?
We're Just Following Ancient History
If I Strip For You Will You Strip For Me?
Uh-huh-huh

We Don't Need to See What the Butler Saw
Or a Mirrored Room With a Mirrored Floor
All Those Sneaky Looks Gazing Down On You
Are no Substitute For Our Rendezvous

We're Just Following Ancient History
If I Strip For You Will You Strip For Me?
We're Just Following Ancient History
If I Strip For You Will You Strip For Me?
Uh-huh-huh

It's At Times Like This the Great Heaven Knows
That We Wish We Had Not So Many Clothes
So Let's Loosen Up With a Playful Tease
Like All Lovers Did Through the Centuries

If You Think It's Cheap Or a Bit Risqué
Please Don't Say a Word I'll Just Slip Away
I Am Not a Man Who Believes in Lies
Like An Octopus With Big X-ray Eyes

Don't Freeze Up Girl, You're Looking Quite a Sight
Be Generous, I Want It All Tonight!

We're Just Following Ancient History
If I Strip For You Will You Strip For Me?
We're Just Following Ancient History
If I Strip For You Will You Strip For Me?