Original songs for sale! Sir, would you like to hear an original song for a dime?
I swear to God it's original
Do you tell everyone in your neighbourhood that my song isn't worth a dime?
I tell everybody in my neighbourhood that
Go get your dime
Sir, would like to hear an original song for just a dime?

He is not your run of the mill
Garden variety [?] man
Palm tree pear
He keeps us all upon a [?]
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